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[holyshit]

certain people desperately scrambling for reasons to believe louis hates 1d as if it isn’t completely obvious that he doesn’t is so funny. like sorry gf your man is a FAN-fan. he’s a directioner.

[holyshit]

no but really i think it’s so interesting that people feel like they have to project their own opinions onto him so badly. believe it or not, you can have opinions that are different than louis. if you hate one direction, you can hate them all you want, but that doesn’t mean you have to be validated by the idea that louis could hate them and cling onto any moment you can to say “ha ha! he agrees! 1d sucks!”. maybe he is proud of the band he was in for 5 years and actually genuinely enjoys the songs he created or his bandmates created and that he performed night after night. maybe he likes having one direction as a part of his overall legacy. it’s not at all a shocking concept lmao.

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[tiktoks-for-tired-tots]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

[faeblesmith]

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

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[worrysomegus]

I'm being oppressed

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[danyllura]

Rereading the Hunger Games as an adult is so funny because yes Katniss is being a girlboss, igniting a rebellion and toppling an oppressive government. But she’s also beefing with a cat, napping in supply closets and missing every social cue that is ever thrown her way. 

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[arunneronthird]

presented without context or explanation cause i have none

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[greens-your-color]

“im microwaving them.” “im revolving them like a rotisserie chicken.” all along the correct metaphor was right there!!

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[kyyuis]

you can't tell me katniss "i used pattern recognition to destroy the arena in catching fire but can't tell when someone's being genuine" everdeen and peeta "oh i have to hide? guess i have to disguise myself as a rock with the icing skills ive aquired over the years" mellark weren't the blueprint for autistic x adhd dynamics

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[slowwshoww]

suzanne collins killing prim after everything katniss did to save her.......... THATS how you write a story about the brutality and futility of war ma'am thats what we call a compelling and fucked up narrative yessums thats storytelling babes!!!!

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[netherworldpost]

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

[pedulum-chronometry]

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

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[ohevoyev]

i wanna see a hannibal-level psychosexual obsession between two normal people. like some freak who works at a deli counter and the city bus driver who buys sandwiches with anchovies on purpose

[sabitsukis]

[chismosavirus]

[spitblaze]